WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
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Yes = No
No
= Yes
Maybe
= No
I'm
sorry = You'll be sorry
We
need = I want
It's
your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do
what you want = You'll pay for this later
We
need to talk = I need to complain
Sure
go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm
not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're
so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be
romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This
kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I
want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I
heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do
you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How
much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll
be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
on TV
You
have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are
you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead
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